Jessica Simpson News:
Jessica Simpson Back to Blonde
Whew! We were getting worried that she would stay brunette and frumpy forever. Thank goodness she got rid of John Mayer and got hot again. Well, as hot as a barbie doll who moonlights as a stripper could look.
Jessica is actually a tranny
We caught Jessica leaving a club assumedly trashed. At least we hope that is why she was behaving like a nut.
Jessica Simpson wants her own baby tooo!
Page Six reports Jessica Simpson is jealous of all the celebrities with babies and says she wants one of her own. Sad Face.
She says what's getting her ready for motherhood are her dogs and that they're putting her into the maternal caregiving mode.
Sorry Jessica, Babies are not like dogs. You cannot simply pick them up and put them in the litterbox when they need to "go".
And yelling at them when they make a "bad doodoo" won't work either.
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Jessica Simpson Filmography:
VH1 Divas 2004 (2004) (TV) .... Herself
Superbowl XXXVIII (2004) (TV) .... Herself - Introduces Halftime Show
Osbourne Family Christmas Special, The (2003) (TV) .... Herself
When I Was 17 (2003) (TV) .... Herself
MTV Video Music Awards 2003 (2003) (TV) .... Herself
"Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica" (2003) TV Series .... Herself
Miss Teen USA (2003) (TV) .... Performer
Teen Choice Awards 2003, The (2003) (TV) .... Herself
MTV Bash: Carson Daly (2003) (TV) .... Herself
2003 MTV Movie Awards (2003) (TV) .... Herself
Master of Disguise, The (2002) .... Herself
DreamChaser Tour (2002) (V) .... Herself
... aka Jessica Simpson's DreamChaser Tour (2002) (V) (USA: complete title)
... aka Jessica Simpson: Dream Chaser (2002) (V) (USA)
Rockin New Year's Eve 2002 (2001) (TV) .... Herself
... aka Dick Clark's Rockin New Year's Eve 2002 (2001) (TV) (USA: complete title)
Christmas in Rockefeller Center (2001) (TV) .... Herself
MTV Video Music Awards 2001 (2001) (TV) .... Herself/Presenter
Celebrity Dreamdate with Jessica Simpson, Spring Break Cancun (2001) (TV) .... Herself/Performer
MTV Icon: Janet Jackson (2001) (TV) .... Herself
28th Annual American Music Awards, The (2001) (TV) .... Herself/performer
Destiny's Child: Say My Name Multimedia Single (2000) (VG) .... Herself
Jessica Simpson and Jason Raize In Concert (2000) (TV) .... Herself
Christmas in Washington (2000) (TV) .... Herself/Performer
2000 Billboard Music Awards, The (2000) (TV) .... Herself
Jessica Simpson Quotes:
"Is there, like, maids for, like, celebrities?"
(Upon finding that the house she and husband Nick Lachey have moved into suffers from a severe lack of live-in help, Jessica begins asking the serious questions--never mind grammar!)
"Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea."
(Jessica asks her husband, Nick, to explain the flaky white meat inside a can of Chicken of the Sea.)
"Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced Platypus?"
(Jessica reveals that while the duck-like stuffed animal that she wins at an amusement park may be called a platypus by most, to her the little creatures always sound like some obscure Sesame Street character.)
"I think I need to go, um...drop some kids in the pool."
(Jessica has just devoured a meal of fast food delights and now feels a strong urge to defecate but doesn't wish to offend others with such bold talk.)
"I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it."
(A tearful Jessica learns that her record label has found fault with the vocals on her new single and that she must go back to the studio and rerecord said vocals.)
"I have bubbles in my tummy...It's just air. It's not stink. Promise."
(After a hearty meal of barbecued hamburgers, Jessica searches deep within herself...and finds gas. Unscented, bubbly gas. Funny, I thought the air was all above the necků)
"What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing--and it was like one of his first times--and he knocked out a duck. He hit a duck. Like, I'm scared something like that's gonna happen."
(Jessica has been invited along to play golf with her husband and in-laws and wonders whether it's a good idea. What are the odds of THIS happening? And does anyone REALLY believe the stories their dad told them when they were little?)
On roughing it: "Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?"
On the ups and downs of doing laundry: "It is fun putting it in, but then you have to fold it."
On the mysteries of the animal kingdom: "Why were there mouses?"
On the aftermath of death: "Rigor who?"
On how difficult it is to master golf: "My boob gets in the way."
Leah: (motioning to Buffalo wings) Have you tried these?
Jessica: I don't eat buffalo.
Leah: Ha! It's not buffalo, idiot. Oh my god.
Jessica: It's not?
Leah: No, it's chicken.
Jessica: Then why are they called Buffalo wings?
Nick: Baby, come on. You know that.
Jessica: I don't know this!
Drew: Because barbecue wings started in Buffalo, or something like that. You know, it's kinda weird that buffaloes don't have wings?
Jessica: I never thought about it.
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Jessica Simpson Biography:
Born July 10, 1980, in Dallas, Texas, this sexy 5' 3" recording star and singer displays a hard core attitude in her performances. Jessica has a younger sister named Ashlee. Her father, who is a psychologist, manages her career, and her mother designs her wardrobe and assists in the business affairs. Jessica first developed and nurtured her talent in the local Baptist church, where her father also works as the congregation's youth minister.
While at church camp, at the age of 13, Jessica sang Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" and an arrangement of "Amazing Grace". One of the camp's visitors, a gentleman who was launching a gospel record label saw great promise and profits in her voice. Jessica began to tour with Christian youth conferences with tunes like "True Love Waits", sometimes entertaining audiences of 20,000 people.
Jessica is boldly traveling down several fresh new musical avenues. In addition to offering more of the lush, passionate ballads that have become her signature, she has effectively expanded her creative styles. This includes ebullient rhythm pop and sultry R&B and is a collection of funk-fortified songs and sophisticated contemporary ballads. Jessica has the finesse and confidence of a well seasoned performer.
Jessica says she is part of a positive new breed of teenager and youths who welcome responsibility and propriety. In school, Jessica hung with a crowd that was popular and respected, and she was elected Homecoming Queen two years in a row at J.J. Pierce High School.
Jessica's relationship with her fans is of tremendous importance to her. "They keep me going. They inspire me. I do all I can to keep in close touch with the fans who support my music, whether it be via my shows or on the Internet. The energy I get from them is extraordinary."
Jessica states, "That's what I really wanted to come across on these songs, confidence". Jessica notes, "I wanted to show that with that inner strength and inner light, nothing is impossible." That said, Jessica admits that she does occasionally enjoy flexing a little external heat... even if it's completely innocent. "There's a cut on the album, 'Hot Like Fire', that I think will take people by surprise", she says of the self-assured hip-hop-flavored cut produced by Cory Rooney. "It's a hard-core 'attitude' song. You might not even recognize my voice at first. It's totally raw and intense. It's a shake-your-hips kind of song. I love it."
Jessica Simpson hurries along and lets the camera catch a glimps of her left nipple.
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