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Eva Longoria
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 Eva is sitting on a chair like object. She is wearing high heels and red and black lingerie. She has chopsticks in her hair for some silly reason. |
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Eva Longoria & Mario Lopez = Barbie doll babies Eva Longoria was spotted in Hollywood dancing with Mario Lopez. something, because isn't he old and stuff? It looks like he got plastic surgery to look like a Ken doll. All plasticy and fake. 5/25/07
Celebrities Stalk too!
Under the guise of "Working out" Eva takes a stroll in the Hollywood Hills. We catch her snooping in someone's backyard. Naughty naughty Eva. She has a dangerous side as you can clearly see from this photo at her Bebe Sport party. She cleans up real nice, but she looks more than a little insane here. I'd trust her with my penis about as much as I'd trust Kirstie Alley with my Twinkie. Or Britney Spears with my baby. Or Lindsay Lohan with, well, anything with wheels.
3/17/2007 Eva Longoria actually a midget.
We always knew she was small and stuff. Not that it doesn't come in handy during reverse cowgirl and such, but enough is enough. Did they actually use special effects on Desperate Housewives ala Lord of the Rings? Either that or Marcia Cross is a man. Which is entirely plausable. 3/17/2007 Eva not so bright We have never hidden the fact that we do not share Maxim's desire for Eva Longoria's bikini-clad body to be visible from space. While we love things like nudity and bikinis and vibrators and sexy talk, there can be too much of a good thing. You've oversaturated the market, Eva. We don't need to see you in any more bikinis; we don't need to know how many vibrators you own and what variety does a better bedroom job than your sexually stunted near-virgin boyfriend. So if you get your wish of fewer naked Desperate Housewives bubble baths, we won't cry or anything. Eva "Get your eyes off my boobs and check out these acting skills" Longoria needs a bit of a professional challenge. The endless days of getting caught with the gardener in her underwear, soaking in the tub, and otherwise embodying the word "sexpot" are getting to the little minx. She said: I didn't realize how much lingerie I'd be in and how much time I'd spend in the bathtub. I actually had to go to the director and go, "Can you please stop putting me in the bathtub?" It's a pain in the butt to shoot. You're naked and they just fill it up with bubbles and basically they put body make-up on you so you look beautifully tanned with flawless skin and then it just comes off in the water so you're sitting in this brown water all day. There have been times when they do all the tub scenes in one day, so I go out and in comes Ricardo Chavira, then in comes Jesse Metcalfe. I'm like "Guys, can we space out the tub scenes?" She continued, "But seriously, guys, you wouldn't do this to Felicity. It's sooo not fair. Now bring me a vibrator." Or, you know, something like that. 9/28/2006
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Longoria also flexes her comedic muscles in Hot Tamales Live, a critically acclaimed comedy/variety show in which she both stars and co-produces. Hot Tamales Live performs regularly at The Comedy Store and consistently sells out its performances whenever they perform across the country. Hot Tamales Live is currently available on DVD/videocassette and pay-per-view. Acknowledging her "comedic flair," Back Stage West proclaimed: "Eva Longoria is sensational." The youngest of four sisters who grew up on a ranch in Corpus Christi, Texas, Longoria attended Texas A&M-Kingsville, where she received a Bachelor of Science degree in Kinesiology. After graduating from college, she entered a talent contest that brought her to Los Angeles, where she was spotted and subsequently signed by a theatrical agent. Longoria's timing couldn't have been better, and she was determined to see where her acting dreams would take her. Her persistence has certainly paid off. After landing roles on The Bold and the Beautiful, General Hospital, and co-starring on Beverly Hills, 90210, she auditioned and won the role of "Isabella" on the popular series The Young and the Restless. Longoria's career was successfully launched. She considers herself blessed to have had the opportunity to work on the No. 1 daytime drama. Longoria currently lives in Los Angeles, where she spends her off-time engaging in all types of sports, ranging from rock climbing to motocross and kick boxing to yoga. Pastimes also include salsa dancing, crocheting and home decorating. She has a passion for the study of Latino literature and history, and is politically active throughout California and nationally with various organizations in the pursuit of advancing Latino rights.
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